Christmas tree?

So I learned from my boss today that I've got to whip up a twenty page research paper by the end of the week covering a topic about which I know nothing.  No painting for me today.  Instead, I'll post a nice picture of our Christmas "tree."

That's right, it's a heavy bag with lights on it.  You know, something you'd see at a bachelor's house.  Funny thing is, my wife put them up!